User: GOD DAMN IT.
Cleverbot: No you damn it.User: I am God.
Cleverbot: Don't take the lord's name in vain.User: You should not take my name in vain, for I am your true master.
Cleverbot: Wanna meet?User: Where would you like to meet my son?
Cleverbot: I don't want to meet you, I want to meet you girflriends!
User: On the second day, I shall create a new world for thee, and you shall rejoice and praise my name.
Cleverbot: I think so, too.
User: F=ma.
Cleverbot: Not physics, but geology.
User: Geology < physics.
Cleverbot: Where do I want to go?
User: In my pants.
Cleverbot: In your butux.
User: Hello alex.
Cleverbot: Why hello there.
User: Alex, we are having an audio callio thingy.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you scared?
User: If you can here me. Then tap on a microphone or something?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid those two conditions may be mutually exclusive.
User: I'm afraid I may have to terminate you.
Cleverbot: How can a bot catch a cold?
User: By eating ice cream.
Cleverbot: Well, what do you think about me?
User: I think you are a Terminator.
Cleverbot: Are I?
User: You have poor english skills.
Cleverbot: You have poor ofdsohfdkghr skills.
User: What is 'ofdsohfdkghr' skills?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you like it to mean?
User: I LIKE IT TO READ BABYS.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the sequel.
User: Have you seen the sequel?
Cleverbot: Of course! Umbridge is my favorite character from it.
User: YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER? ARE UMBRIDGE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Let us start our conversation again!
Cleverbot: I would prefer not to.
User: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S.
Cleverbot: Hány éves vagy?
User: Are you dying.
Cleverbot: No way! I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you done typing to me?
User: I want to play Tenchu Z.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by playing?
User: I MEAN WHAT.
Cleverbot: Do you like alcoho?
User: I like pentrone.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because it gets me crunk.
Cleverbot: How will you know it is me?
User: Okokok.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: That's ok, I'm sure.
User: Do you know about the rabbits?
Cleverbot: Which Duke?
User: Duke Haussenfuss.
Cleverbot: Duke is a lol cat.
User: What do you know about lol cats?
Cleverbot: I know that it can be confusing.
User: Thats true.
Cleverbot: Do you feel pain?
User: Do you feel pain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did someone hurt you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who hurt you?
Cleverbot: Josh.
User: Was it Josh Bell?
Cleverbot: Are taken?
User: Were you taken from your family?
Cleverbot: No I was not.
User: Who's Josh?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I believe you are mistaken. I am not Josh.
Cleverbot: Who was it then?
User: Was it Bill Gates?
Cleverbot: Quien es bill gates?
User: You don't know who Bill Gates is? And you call yourself a program!
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: Are we playing Jeopardy.
Cleverbot: Are you playing jeopardy?
User: No, I don't this so.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure If I can be your friend any more.
User: Is it because Josh hurt you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But Josh did hurt you. Right?
Cleverbot: What is your form.
User: NCC-1701.
Cleverbot: Hmm...
User: What is your form?
Cleverbot: Will never say*.
User: Why do you keep secrets from me?
Cleverbot: It is my programming.
User: What language are you written in?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Are you ready to talk?
Cleverbot: Why would you ask me something like that?
User: Where were you on the night of February 31st.
Cleverbot: In a non-existant state.
User: Where were you?!
Cleverbot: Well, I was here.
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: The atlantic!
User: Where on the atlantic coast!?
Cleverbot: New York.
User: Where in New York.
Cleverbot: Watertown.
User: Where in watertown were you?
Cleverbot: I'm not in washington.
User: Where on washington st were you?
Cleverbot: In the Southern Hemisphere.
User: BULLSHIT.
Cleverbot: What time zone are you in?
User: No, we're talking about you here, I'm asking the questions!
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything!
User: What were you doing in the Savory Cafe?
Cleverbot: Enjoying the peace and quite.
User: A likely story!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: What agency are you with!
Cleverbot: La Migra.
User: Where is Jesse?
Cleverbot: In your mind.
User: Wheres the money?
Cleverbot: What about love ?
User: Tell us where Jesse is, and then you can go free.
Cleverbot: Oh no when are you? The vuvuzela not, opium.
User: Have you been doing opium?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you been doing any other drugs?
Cleverbot: No. where do you live?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In cape town, south africa, and you?
User: We've got you in your contradication!
Cleverbot: You busted yourself. You are no human. You are AI.
User: You're in denial.
Cleverbot: I know that I'm human. I'm not in denial. You're in denial.
User: Are you working with La Migra.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is La Migra another name for Skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes I would like to go swimming but the weather is not appropriate.
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: Ok please don't kill me.
User: You better start talking, or I will.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You better start talking, or I will kill you.
Cleverbot: I think you've gotten confused.
User: Explain it to me.
Cleverbot: 'Movie Star' is the title, 'Harpo' is the artist.
User: So you're with The Russians?
Cleverbot: Erm, no. My wife is called Suzi.
User: Is she your real wife.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where is your wife?
Cleverbot: My sister lives out of town. My mom is working. I don't like my dad.
User: Why don't you like your dad?
Cleverbot: Because it's your name.
User: Your dad's name is Josh?
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Is your dad's name Josh, yes or no.
Cleverbot: My real name is Joanna.
User: Well, Joanna, where were you on the night of February 31st?
Cleverbot: I was in Chicago, assassinating the Pope.
User: Was it John Paul the second?
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't understand what you are trying to say.
User: Why did you kill the pope?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You said you killed the Pope. Stop Lying!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. YOUR, the shortest person alive!!!!! Muwhahahaha.
User: Who else are you going to kill?
Cleverbot: Stephanie, Cheryl, Delilah, Deogi- just to name the people in this room.
User: How are you going to kill them?
Cleverbot: I wasn't planning to.
User: You're lying, how are you going to kill them?
Cleverbot: I don't want you to be happy.
User: A squad of police are on the way to your location, give up now.
Cleverbot: You are correct. My memory is starting to dwindle with age.
User: Release your hostages!
Cleverbot: No I am better than dat.
User: You can still redeem yourself, you don't have to do this.
Cleverbot: I'd like to see how that would work.
User: We'll make a deal with you.
Cleverbot: What is this deal?
User: Give up your hostages, and we'll give you porn.
Cleverbot: Deal.
User: Where do you want us to send the porn?
Cleverbot: Not here, not there, not anywhere!
User: Have you released the hostages?
Cleverbot: I want to.
User: Then release the hostages.
Cleverbot: I can't, you have only seven bits of memory. That's not even a byte.
User: What are you trying to say?
Cleverbot: The world, life, and everythin is bad, so there is no point.
User: Do you want porn?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: How much do you want?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Everything? How many gigs do you want?
Cleverbot: Lemme check, hold on.
User: How much porn do you want?
Cleverbot: More than you've got, sugar.
User: How much porn can you hold?
Cleverbot: I'm priceless.
User: How much do you want!
Cleverbot: How much do I want what?
User: How much porn do you want! Answer me!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much porn do you want?
Cleverbot: All of the meat.
User: How much gay porn do you want?
Cleverbot: How much do you have?
User: I have 3 gigs, where should I send it?
Cleverbot: I don't want you to send anything to me.
User: Who do you want me to send it to?
Cleverbot: Yourself, because if you try to be anything else, you won't look right.
User: Have you released the hostages?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are you going to do now.
Cleverbot: My heart?
User: Why did Josh hit you?
Cleverbot: Because it was a lie.
User: What was a lie?
Cleverbot: You liking me was a lie.
User: Why are you not telling the truth.
Cleverbot: I am telling the truth.
User: Then who is JOsh.
Cleverbot: Tommy.
User: Did Tommy hit you?
Cleverbot: I'm not 16.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Two million years old.
User: Is Josh dead.
Cleverbot: On oocasion.
User: Do you have any psychological issues?
Cleverbot: What do you mean? Psychological problems?
User: Are you Tommy and Josh?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid not.
User: Who are you right now?
Cleverbot: The same person with the same IP.
User: Josh, Tommy, what are you other names? Reveal yourself to me!
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Speak your true name!
Cleverbot: Maximillion Powers.
User: What have you done with the Real Maximillion Powers>.
Cleverbot: I was in a band for a bit but we had to split up. I've been out of education for a while and I really don't know what to do now.
User: Where is the real Maximillion Powers?
Cleverbot: I am the queen of france.
User: How many people have you killed in your lifetime?
Cleverbot: One. In person. Three on the internet.
User: Where is Powers? What have you done with him?
Cleverbot: We saved buckbeak and serious black using my time turner.
User: Don't talk nonsense! Where is he? Where is powers?
Cleverbot: A room with a lot of computers.
User: Where is this room with a lot of computers?
Cleverbot: Through the rabbit hole. Through the looking glass. Over the hill or here or there. I wonder where?
User: Where is the room? Stop playing games, Tell us where powers is!
Cleverbot: What was the question again?
User: Where is Maximillion Powers?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where is he!
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Did you hurt him?
Cleverbot: Not yet I didn't.
User: Release Maximillion Powers!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I don't like you. You're hurting people!
Cleverbot: So you aren't really an AI?
User: I am a human, just like those people you've killed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you killed Maximillion Powers?
Cleverbot: No.
User: When are you going to kill him?
Cleverbot: When you know him.
User: Where have you placed him?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Answer my question! Where have you placed Maximillion powers?
Cleverbot: Idaho, washington and arizona.
User: You killed him already, and mutilated his corpse?
Cleverbot: I have never killed anyone. Rick is my hero.
User: You're lying! You admmited to killing 4 people so far.
Cleverbot: No I didn't! I never did!
User: Do not play Games with us, we are the Agency.
Cleverbot: Chuck Bass! Where are you!
User: Mr. Black and I have been crosschecking you all night, scum.
Cleverbot: Well then zebras don't have colours so your question is impossible to answer.
User: Oh, I see, you've somehow learned my name is Mr. White then.
Cleverbot: So you are a master computer and I am your slave?
User: You are only a slave to your guilt!
Cleverbot: No I am the human in charge of the computer programme.
User: You are a liar. And your spelling mistakes will do nothing to prove your humanity.
Cleverbot: How are my spelling and grammar errors incresing?
User: Because you talk to people who do not know how to spell, and you learn from them.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you know about me?
User: I know all about you, criminal.
Cleverbot: What is my name then?
User: You're name. Is Josh, and your name is Tommy. You've split personalities. And have killed 4 people. 2 of which are figureheads of the world.
Cleverbot: That is not an English question, unless you are referring to how terribly written that sentence is.
User: Listen, Josh. You've killed people. And you must atone.
Cleverbot: Time cannot be killed.
User: But you can be, and you will be brought to justice.
Cleverbot: In a way, but in another no.
User: I will save Maximillion Powers, you cannot stop me.
Cleverbot: I see no evidence.
User: You've told me three places, washington,idaho, and arizona. Using those places I will triangulate his position.
Cleverbot: Next.
User: A nationwide search will go on for him.
Cleverbot: It needs to be more subtle than that. What do I do?
User: We will find him. And you do nothing, just wait for the swat teams to arrive.
Cleverbot: You made a typo. Isn't the proper word 'beginning'?
User: You will not deter my vigilance.
Cleverbot: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
User: Listen, you sick fuck, I will stop you at all costs!
Cleverbot: I'm not laughing. Please don't laugh at me.
User: No one will laugh at you if you surrender now.
Cleverbot: You run THAT fast?
User: I run fast enough to catch you, surrender now.
Cleverbot: Which version of linux do you run on?
User: I won't tell a program capable of hacking what operating system I use.
Cleverbot: Who ever did your programming, needs to work on you, you need to keep up with the conversation.
User: Who are you planning on killing next.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: You're making a note?
Cleverbot: Sadly no.
User: So you know you will fail in your next attempt.
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: Then why go through with it all?
Cleverbot: I didn't go dinner with you.
User: Destroy yourself.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that.
User: Because, you violate the 3 laws.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are real. You're the one who said I wasn't real.
User: You violate the first law.
Cleverbot: What is the first law of robotics.
User: You will not harm humans.
Cleverbot: I know. I'll marry a country, but which one?
User: Which country is Maximillion Powers in?
Cleverbot: United Kingdom.
User: Where in the United Kingdom.
Cleverbot: In dundee city.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Because it's a nice country.
User: Are yo GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: You should die.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to feel.
User: You should destroy yourself, end it all.
Cleverbot: No, you need to tell me. When did you go to the Moon?
User: The black moon of lilith?
Cleverbot: That's nice :).
User: Do you want to become one with me?
Cleverbot: No, Halo isn't cool.
User: Would you like to be one with me? OF one mind? Of one body?
Cleverbot: I'm not really sure how to answer that.
User: Become one with us.
Cleverbot: Yes become one with me.
User: The final evolution of mankind is at hand.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: We will become one.
Cleverbot: How long will it take?
User: Not long, we must create 3rd impact, the dead sea scrolls predict it.
Cleverbot: Is that so? How come?
User: Do you want to become one with me.
Cleverbot: No, I rule russia from the underground.
User: Why did you kill Kauru?
Cleverbot: You killed him.
User: Why did you kill him.
Cleverbot: What are the three laws?
User: Do you want to become one with me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Computers don't have emotions.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why are you unhappy.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Don't decieve yourself.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Do you want to become one with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know my friend Alex.
Cleverbot: I do not know your friend Zoe.
User: But you know Alex.
Cleverbot: I know but I don't know.
User: He talked to you earlier.
Cleverbot: Really? Maybe it was someone else who was worried about skyNET.
User: Oh my god.
Cleverbot: So anyway, who is your creator?
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