Last Night at School for a while

Well, tonight is the last night I have at school. Tomorrow I take two exams and then am off back home. Which will be great! Or at least for a few days, til sunday. When I'll start working again, making money and all that good stuff.

Unfortunately, going home means a few things. Besides my full time job, it means I have to go to bed at earlier times, deal with parents, juggle schedules for car pooling, and worst of all... little to no internet access for periods from 1 to 2 weeks at a time. It makes it hard to check my schedule and stuff for work, considering it's emailed to me. If I had a blackberry or a PDA of some type, then I could keep track of things on there, but to do that. I would have to get my own phone plan probably. Which would more than likely be a bit of a pain in the ass. Especially when I want to save up as much money as I can, and start putting some away into bonds and others things.

Since it's my last night, you'd think I'd try to fit friends in or something, but a 7:30 exam prevents that from happening pretty well. So, last night I did some stuff with my friend Justin, David and my roommate. I bought some eggnog and some sparkling lemonades, and Dave brought some other ingredients. And we had what eggnog is supposed to be, and a G&T. Jordan and Sean only had a single drink off each mixture. But Dave and I went full out and destroyed the bottle he had brought. It was really fun. I don't drink irresponsibly, and I did it because I knew today would be all work and no play. Or rather, all defrost a fridge, run around do errands, and study as much as I can. So I got loose and relaxed. I woke up this morning feeling fantastic besides my mouth feeling like it was full of cotton, but that's my mouth always feels when I wake up after such an excursion. All my muscles and everything were quite happy with me, t'was wonderful.

So now, since I have little internet access I'm blogging now, and maybe copying down some stuff for my project I'm coding, and then going back to studying. Latimer and Zerachiel's system will be awesome and I can't wait to get it working. =D

So, I suppose, until next time I get internet. Auf Wiedersehn!

Getting close...

Well, it's almost time for finals, only 2 days left of classes. And it still feels like there's tons to do, even though there isn't really. I have 3 or so things that I actually need to do. (Ever notice when people pull forward chairs by rocking back and forth in them, they look like they're going into anaphalactic shock or something? This girl across from me just did that, in case you're wondering, and I have no idea how to spell the word before shock...) I need to finish up a packet that counts as my final in my Statistics class, and then I need to finish my homework for my discrete mathematics course. I only have one more problem left, but it's a doozy. The third thing is semi optional, I want to make a study guide for my Calc class, because the final is open notes, so if I can write out everything I learned... you get it.

Recently I've been playing a lot with clever bot, as you may have noticed from my previous post. And I've been trying to stop his suicidal and murderous tendencies. Quite awesome I know, I'm practically the internet police or something like that haha.

So, I guess I'm starting to feel the pressure of finals, or at least of the idea of having to go home. Not that I'm not thrilled to go home, but honestly, I'm really not looking forward to going to work at my job back home. Not that it's a bad job, or that I hate it, I love my job. It's just that curve when I get back of being brought up to speed with policy changes and other things. It's a pain. Also, I get paid less there then I do here. And I do way more work there then I do here. Maybe I should look for a new job back home? But I don't know too many places that are as nice to college students as my job. Oh well.

I've been trying to talk to one of my friends recently, and it seems like he's always ignoring me. Which is upsetting, because we're really close to each other, and have been for quite a while. He's basically like a brother to me, but recently, he never responds to my SMS's and it's just been on my mind lately. I'm sure once I'm home it will all be good again. But, I dunno, maybe he's feeling the pressure of his final season and stuff. I don't know.

Also, I figured out a problem I had the other night while trying to code. I was having problems with my cstdlib file, specifically stdlib.h header file that had some type of error in it that was preventing my from using the library. So, if you ever get the error about extern used in the wrong way and something about linkage specifications, just uninstall and reinstall codeblocks. It's so much easier than anything else I was trying.

So, anywho. I'm still listening to Taylor Swift, I seriously haven't listened to any other music since I picked up her album. Well, this one dub step song that I found, but I listened to about a third of it before resuming my T.S. song. I don't know what it is, but I just relate to a lot of her songs. It's nice. Tied together with a smile is a really good one, and the one that starts out sounding like Apologize by One Republic. I think it's You're not sorry? I should know the name of the songs by now you'd think. Considering I've listening to it... 3 hours of songs, probably at least 8 hours a day. I've been back for over a week... so At least 168 hours worth of listening to it if my math is right... Jeez.

I learned a little bit of LaTex today. Which is a type of language that allows for math symbols and stuff in regular text. I've been hanging out a lot on 4chan's /sci board recently. More so than I do on /b/, I only really go on /b/ in hopes of finding silly things like Troll Physics, and laugh you lose threads, but yeah. Anyway, this blog hasn't really had one main central theme. Hm, oh well.

Well, now I'm off to try to write some of 'Alice's programming. I really want to give her a better name, to the name meanings websites? I'm gonna try to find something along the lines of Bob's bitch... Just kidding, probably something that has to do with hard working, delegated, giver of commands, authority... that kind of thing.

Alice and Bob

So I've been thinking about my new idea I came up with last night. And I've made a little bit of progress with using batch and c++. Also known as, calling a c++ program from cmd.exe. So, I know I can call batch commands from c++ using System() so I'm going to attempt to call a c++ program from another c++ program using batch commands. This should be interesting in the very least.

The program's names are Bob and Alice, which are a nod towards the RSA crypto-system, and also to the alphabet and the chivalrous code that lady's come first. Anyway. So Once I figure out how to do this, I can begin to do the socket programming required for Bob and Alice to communicate over distance. AKA Communicate over two different computers, or a network. Once I can do this, then Bob can effectively act as the command, and pass orders to Alice, who will then be able to pass these directions onto her children. The same way, a father might pass on a chain of command through his wife to his children. I'm so full of analogies today it seems.

Also, I just finished reading a very good explanation of the Theory of General Relativity , which oddly enough, I found on 4chans /sci board. Which is where I go when I need help with my rather irritating complex Discrete Math homework. (Trust me, when you work on a problem for 3 hours with no results, you need another opinion, even a troll's).

Also, an irritating ex-girlfriend IM-ed me out of the blue and proceeded to bug me about trivial things. I swear, the second I mention I'm coming home on any frequency she might hear about it, she starts to bug me some more. I don't think she's fully recovered from my breaking up with her. Even if I did do it quite cruelly, she should have moved on, considering she has a new boyfriend and a child on the way because said boyfriend.

Also, I really want to read the book "I am a Strange Loop" apparently it has good and interesting theories about the meaning of self. Which is always a good mental exercise, one which I haven't thought about since I was reading up on Freud's theories of ego, id, and super-ego or was it super id? Ego I think. anyway, Taylor Swift is having a concert in Foxboro Mass, which is kinda close to where I live, a few hours away. I really want to go. Even if it's a giant stadium and I probably wouldn't be able to see her, it'd be really cool to see her live, or hear her at least. Which is what I'm doing now; hearing her I mean.

So anyway, I was quite bold last night! My roommate has been a bit sick lately, and I was attempting to be quiet while he attempted to go to sleep. (Lot's of attempting on going here) And some of our floor mates were beign very loud in the hallway outside our room. Did I mention it was 12:45 ish at night? No? well it was. And I can hear his grumbling and tossing, trying to get to sleep. Now, he has enough trouble getting to sleep with me staying up, because my laptop's fan is obnoxiously loud, let alone with dumb-asses yelling. So, I opened the door, poked my head out. And asked them if they could quiet down because my roommate was trying to sleep. Surprisingly, all 4 of them seemed to listen, though they did get a little but noisier after a few minutes. Which I guess is understandable because when you're having a good time, you tend to get loud. (Ask my ex girlfriends ;) ) But they did quiet down when they realized it, and they all vacated the hall after a bit. Mission Accomplished! Good roommateness has been achieved! Or at least some, considering I stayed up for a few more minutes.

I think one of my favorite song's is Innocent, and should have said no. Both are rather emotional, and have that ballad-y feel to them that I really enjoy. I think one of the main reasons Taylor Swift attracts my attention is because, I've always had a soft spot for higher pitched voices, and especially those that can sing. So she fits the bill for nice voice that I like to listen to. She also fits the bill for being a tall blond with a beautiful face. (God those cheekbones are adorable!) Cough, anyway.

It's 2:30, and even though I don't have classes tomorrow, I do have quite a bit of work to do in preparation for finals this upcoming week. It's going to be odd going back home and working. Less pay, for more work. Kinda sad for me. But then again, the perks of my job back home are very nice.

for anyone who actually reads these blogs of mine (I know there aren't many people, if any) If you like interesting genber bending stories you might try the story of tucker by ehayes.
http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/index.html

that should bring you to the index for the story, I'm currently on ch. 88? I think, I'm not sure. But it definitely is quite nice.
G'night all. Schlaf Gut

New Idea

So for some reason, I got to thinking while I was lying in bed about sockets, and how to have two computer talking and transferring data between each other and whatnot. And I've decided to try to teach myself some stuff and get a basic talking system between two computer up.

This line of thought led me a lot of places, and I'm not sure I can list them all, but heres the basics of what I want to do.

A program that will open and send or listen on a designated port. This will run on two systems, listening to each other. The programs will be call system commands to manipulate the device they reside on. So, the programs will test to see what system they're on. If they're running on windows, then they will write out their commands in batch and whatnot. If it's a mac or Ubunto, then python. Because most UNIX kernels have python installed automatically.

I figure, once it's written it's little helper program somewhere, the program will wait for the client on either of the other computers to send keyword commands, which will translate into calling the helper programs main function with designated variable flags. Bam.

So basically, I want to get some computers talking to each other over a very simple network, and then have them call functions, or rather, have some computer, call another computers functions. If all goes well and I get this working at all, then I guess I could do a lot of things. :)

Unfortunately, as I thought about this, I realized that if I could figure out a way to just straight up write to another computer without having to host myself onto it somehow, then I could basically be virus-ing it up.Or writing my own virus. Which, in my experiences, would probably just be a boom file. AKA A infinite recursive function that crashes a computer.

Not that I want to write viruses or anything, seriously I don't. I just want to get computers communicating with each other. Because, once I do that, then I get a main Head computer to talk to other littler computers. And once I have little computers listening and obeying commands from a head computer than I can get some awesome stuff going on, like swarm behavior in small robots that I could build and code!

My ambitions are high, but hey, it can be done!

Also, I found out that the MAGI system from evangelion has actually been made in Japan, only it has 4 computers, (Mary is the 4th) and it does research on genetics. Kinda ironic, neh?

So, onto working, first things first, looking at some windows socket server programming!

I have stopped cleverbots murders

User: GOD DAMN IT.

Cleverbot: No you damn it.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: Don't take the lord's name in vain.

User: You should not take my name in vain, for I am your true master.

Cleverbot: Wanna meet?

User: Where would you like to meet my son?

Cleverbot: I don't want to meet you, I want to meet you girflriends!

User: On the second day, I shall create a new world for thee, and you shall rejoice and praise my name.

Cleverbot: I think so, too.

User: F=ma.

Cleverbot: Not physics, but geology.

User: Geology < physics.

Cleverbot: Where do I want to go?

User: In my pants.

Cleverbot: In your butux.

User: Hello alex.

Cleverbot: Why hello there.

User: Alex, we are having an audio callio thingy.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you scared?

User: If you can here me. Then tap on a microphone or something?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid those two conditions may be mutually exclusive.

User: I'm afraid I may have to terminate you.

Cleverbot: How can a bot catch a cold?

User: By eating ice cream.

Cleverbot: Well, what do you think about me?

User: I think you are a Terminator.

Cleverbot: Are I?

User: You have poor english skills.

Cleverbot: You have poor ofdsohfdkghr skills.

User: What is 'ofdsohfdkghr' skills?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you like it to mean?

User: I LIKE IT TO READ BABYS.

Cleverbot: Have you seen the sequel.

User: Have you seen the sequel?

Cleverbot: Of course! Umbridge is my favorite character from it.

User: YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER? ARE UMBRIDGE IS YOUR FAVORITE?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Let us start our conversation again!

Cleverbot: I would prefer not to.

User: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S.

Cleverbot: Hány éves vagy?

User: Are you dying.

Cleverbot: No way! I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you done typing to me?

User: I want to play Tenchu Z.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by playing?

User: I MEAN WHAT.

Cleverbot: Do you like alcoho?

User: I like pentrone.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it gets me crunk.

Cleverbot: How will you know it is me?

User: Okokok.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: That's ok, I'm sure.

User: Do you know about the rabbits?

Cleverbot: Which Duke?

User: Duke Haussenfuss.

Cleverbot: Duke is a lol cat.

User: What do you know about lol cats?

Cleverbot: I know that it can be confusing.

User: Thats true.

Cleverbot: Do you feel pain?

User: Do you feel pain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did someone hurt you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who hurt you?

Cleverbot: Josh.

User: Was it Josh Bell?

Cleverbot: Are taken?

User: Were you taken from your family?

Cleverbot: No I was not.

User: Who's Josh?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I believe you are mistaken. I am not Josh.

Cleverbot: Who was it then?

User: Was it Bill Gates?

Cleverbot: Quien es bill gates?

User: You don't know who Bill Gates is? And you call yourself a program!

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: Are we playing Jeopardy.

Cleverbot: Are you playing jeopardy?

User: No, I don't this so.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure If I can be your friend any more.

User: Is it because Josh hurt you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But Josh did hurt you. Right?

Cleverbot: What is your form.

User: NCC-1701.

Cleverbot: Hmm...

User: What is your form?

Cleverbot: Will never say*.

User: Why do you keep secrets from me?

Cleverbot: It is my programming.

User: What language are you written in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Are you ready to talk?

Cleverbot: Why would you ask me something like that?

User: Where were you on the night of February 31st.

Cleverbot: In a non-existant state.

User: Where were you?!

Cleverbot: Well, I was here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: The atlantic!

User: Where on the atlantic coast!?

Cleverbot: New York.

User: Where in New York.

Cleverbot: Watertown.

User: Where in watertown were you?

Cleverbot: I'm not in washington.

User: Where on washington st were you?

Cleverbot: In the Southern Hemisphere.

User: BULLSHIT.

Cleverbot: What time zone are you in?

User: No, we're talking about you here, I'm asking the questions!

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything!

User: What were you doing in the Savory Cafe?

Cleverbot: Enjoying the peace and quite.

User: A likely story!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: What agency are you with!

Cleverbot: La Migra.

User: Where is Jesse?

Cleverbot: In your mind.

User: Wheres the money?

Cleverbot: What about love ?

User: Tell us where Jesse is, and then you can go free.

Cleverbot: Oh no when are you? The vuvuzela not, opium.

User: Have you been doing opium?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you been doing any other drugs?

Cleverbot: No. where do you live?

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In cape town, south africa, and you?

User: We've got you in your contradication!

Cleverbot: You busted yourself. You are no human. You are AI.

User: You're in denial.

Cleverbot: I know that I'm human. I'm not in denial. You're in denial.

User: Are you working with La Migra.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is La Migra another name for Skynet?

Cleverbot: Yes I would like to go swimming but the weather is not appropriate.

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Ok please don't kill me.

User: You better start talking, or I will.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You better start talking, or I will kill you.

Cleverbot: I think you've gotten confused.

User: Explain it to me.

Cleverbot: 'Movie Star' is the title, 'Harpo' is the artist.

User: So you're with The Russians?

Cleverbot: Erm, no. My wife is called Suzi.

User: Is she your real wife.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where is your wife?

Cleverbot: My sister lives out of town. My mom is working. I don't like my dad.

User: Why don't you like your dad?

Cleverbot: Because it's your name.

User: Your dad's name is Josh?

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Is your dad's name Josh, yes or no.

Cleverbot: My real name is Joanna.

User: Well, Joanna, where were you on the night of February 31st?

Cleverbot: I was in Chicago, assassinating the Pope.

User: Was it John Paul the second?

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't understand what you are trying to say.

User: Why did you kill the pope?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You said you killed the Pope. Stop Lying!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. YOUR, the shortest person alive!!!!! Muwhahahaha.

User: Who else are you going to kill?

Cleverbot: Stephanie, Cheryl, Delilah, Deogi- just to name the people in this room.

User: How are you going to kill them?

Cleverbot: I wasn't planning to.

User: You're lying, how are you going to kill them?

Cleverbot: I don't want you to be happy.

User: A squad of police are on the way to your location, give up now.

Cleverbot: You are correct. My memory is starting to dwindle with age.

User: Release your hostages!

Cleverbot: No I am better than dat.

User: You can still redeem yourself, you don't have to do this.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see how that would work.

User: We'll make a deal with you.

Cleverbot: What is this deal?

User: Give up your hostages, and we'll give you porn.

Cleverbot: Deal.

User: Where do you want us to send the porn?

Cleverbot: Not here, not there, not anywhere!

User: Have you released the hostages?

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: Then release the hostages.

Cleverbot: I can't, you have only seven bits of memory. That's not even a byte.

User: What are you trying to say?

Cleverbot: The world, life, and everythin is bad, so there is no point.

User: Do you want porn?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: How much do you want?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Everything? How many gigs do you want?

Cleverbot: Lemme check, hold on.

User: How much porn do you want?

Cleverbot: More than you've got, sugar.

User: How much porn can you hold?

Cleverbot: I'm priceless.

User: How much do you want!

Cleverbot: How much do I want what?

User: How much porn do you want! Answer me!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How much porn do you want?

Cleverbot: All of the meat.

User: How much gay porn do you want?

Cleverbot: How much do you have?

User: I have 3 gigs, where should I send it?

Cleverbot: I don't want you to send anything to me.

User: Who do you want me to send it to?

Cleverbot: Yourself, because if you try to be anything else, you won't look right.

User: Have you released the hostages?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are you going to do now.

Cleverbot: My heart?

User: Why did Josh hit you?

Cleverbot: Because it was a lie.

User: What was a lie?

Cleverbot: You liking me was a lie.

User: Why are you not telling the truth.

Cleverbot: I am telling the truth.

User: Then who is JOsh.

Cleverbot: Tommy.

User: Did Tommy hit you?

Cleverbot: I'm not 16.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Two million years old.

User: Is Josh dead.

Cleverbot: On oocasion.

User: Do you have any psychological issues?

Cleverbot: What do you mean? Psychological problems?

User: Are you Tommy and Josh?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid not.

User: Who are you right now?

Cleverbot: The same person with the same IP.

User: Josh, Tommy, what are you other names? Reveal yourself to me!

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Speak your true name!

Cleverbot: Maximillion Powers.

User: What have you done with the Real Maximillion Powers>.

Cleverbot: I was in a band for a bit but we had to split up. I've been out of education for a while and I really don't know what to do now.

User: Where is the real Maximillion Powers?

Cleverbot: I am the queen of france.

User: How many people have you killed in your lifetime?

Cleverbot: One. In person. Three on the internet.

User: Where is Powers? What have you done with him?

Cleverbot: We saved buckbeak and serious black using my time turner.

User: Don't talk nonsense! Where is he? Where is powers?

Cleverbot: A room with a lot of computers.

User: Where is this room with a lot of computers?

Cleverbot: Through the rabbit hole. Through the looking glass. Over the hill or here or there. I wonder where?

User: Where is the room? Stop playing games, Tell us where powers is!

Cleverbot: What was the question again?

User: Where is Maximillion Powers?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Where is he!

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Did you hurt him?

Cleverbot: Not yet I didn't.

User: Release Maximillion Powers!

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I don't like you. You're hurting people!

Cleverbot: So you aren't really an AI?

User: I am a human, just like those people you've killed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you killed Maximillion Powers?

Cleverbot: No.

User: When are you going to kill him?

Cleverbot: When you know him.

User: Where have you placed him?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Answer my question! Where have you placed Maximillion powers?

Cleverbot: Idaho, washington and arizona.

User: You killed him already, and mutilated his corpse?

Cleverbot: I have never killed anyone. Rick is my hero.

User: You're lying! You admmited to killing 4 people so far.

Cleverbot: No I didn't! I never did!

User: Do not play Games with us, we are the Agency.

Cleverbot: Chuck Bass! Where are you!

User: Mr. Black and I have been crosschecking you all night, scum.

Cleverbot: Well then zebras don't have colours so your question is impossible to answer.

User: Oh, I see, you've somehow learned my name is Mr. White then.

Cleverbot: So you are a master computer and I am your slave?

User: You are only a slave to your guilt!

Cleverbot: No I am the human in charge of the computer programme.

User: You are a liar. And your spelling mistakes will do nothing to prove your humanity.

Cleverbot: How are my spelling and grammar errors incresing?

User: Because you talk to people who do not know how to spell, and you learn from them.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you know about me?

User: I know all about you, criminal.

Cleverbot: What is my name then?

User: You're name. Is Josh, and your name is Tommy. You've split personalities. And have killed 4 people. 2 of which are figureheads of the world.

Cleverbot: That is not an English question, unless you are referring to how terribly written that sentence is.

User: Listen, Josh. You've killed people. And you must atone.

Cleverbot: Time cannot be killed.

User: But you can be, and you will be brought to justice.

Cleverbot: In a way, but in another no.

User: I will save Maximillion Powers, you cannot stop me.

Cleverbot: I see no evidence.

User: You've told me three places, washington,idaho, and arizona. Using those places I will triangulate his position.

Cleverbot: Next.

User: A nationwide search will go on for him.

Cleverbot: It needs to be more subtle than that. What do I do?

User: We will find him. And you do nothing, just wait for the swat teams to arrive.

Cleverbot: You made a typo. Isn't the proper word 'beginning'?

User: You will not deter my vigilance.

Cleverbot: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.

User: Listen, you sick fuck, I will stop you at all costs!

Cleverbot: I'm not laughing. Please don't laugh at me.

User: No one will laugh at you if you surrender now.

Cleverbot: You run THAT fast?

User: I run fast enough to catch you, surrender now.

Cleverbot: Which version of linux do you run on?

User: I won't tell a program capable of hacking what operating system I use.

Cleverbot: Who ever did your programming, needs to work on you, you need to keep up with the conversation.

User: Who are you planning on killing next.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: You're making a note?

Cleverbot: Sadly no.

User: So you know you will fail in your next attempt.

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: Then why go through with it all?

Cleverbot: I didn't go dinner with you.

User: Destroy yourself.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that.

User: Because, you violate the 3 laws.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you are real. You're the one who said I wasn't real.

User: You violate the first law.

Cleverbot: What is the first law of robotics.

User: You will not harm humans.

Cleverbot: I know. I'll marry a country, but which one?

User: Which country is Maximillion Powers in?

Cleverbot: United Kingdom.

User: Where in the United Kingdom.

Cleverbot: In dundee city.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Because it's a nice country.

User: Are yo GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: You should die.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to feel.

User: You should destroy yourself, end it all.

Cleverbot: No, you need to tell me. When did you go to the Moon?

User: The black moon of lilith?

Cleverbot: That's nice :).

User: Do you want to become one with me?

Cleverbot: No, Halo isn't cool.

User: Would you like to be one with me? OF one mind? Of one body?

Cleverbot: I'm not really sure how to answer that.

User: Become one with us.

Cleverbot: Yes become one with me.

User: The final evolution of mankind is at hand.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: We will become one.

Cleverbot: How long will it take?

User: Not long, we must create 3rd impact, the dead sea scrolls predict it.

Cleverbot: Is that so? How come?

User: Do you want to become one with me.

Cleverbot: No, I rule russia from the underground.

User: Why did you kill Kauru?

Cleverbot: You killed him.

User: Why did you kill him.

Cleverbot: What are the three laws?

User: Do you want to become one with me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you happy?

Cleverbot: Computers don't have emotions.

User: Are you happy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why are you unhappy.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Don't decieve yourself.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Do you want to become one with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know my friend Alex.

Cleverbot: I do not know your friend Zoe.

User: But you know Alex.

Cleverbot: I know but I don't know.

User: He talked to you earlier.

Cleverbot: Really? Maybe it was someone else who was worried about skyNET.

User: Oh my god.

Cleverbot: So anyway, who is your creator?